Britney Spears Hit & Run
Britney Spears appears to be doing what she can to follow the Lindsay Lohan Path to Unravelling Stardom.
Singer Britney Spears has been charged with hit-and-run and driving without a valid licence.
She is accused of hitting a parked car and driving away from a Los Angeles car park on 6 August, a spokesman for the city’s attorney’s office said.The 25-year-old could face six months in jail and a $1,000 (£495) fine if convicted of the misdemeanour charges.
Now, if only she could work in a good Gibsonian racist rant and a drug conviction, she’ll be able to really watch her career fall apart (and the kids get taken away). I would offer up sympathy, but it wouldn’t exactly be heartfelt.