Tuesday, February 19, 2008
About Those Lindsay Lohan Nude Shots
If you’ve been searching for them and accidentally landed here, you can find the shots over here. Just click on the “slideshow” link underneath the photo.
As for me, she’s not my type. That is, she’s a psycho addict who is doing everything she can to ruin her own damned career. Stupid.
Friday, September 07, 2007
Nude Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens?
I haven’t seen any of that High School Musical stuff, and don’t care if I ever do. But I would be willing to see pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, one of the show’s stars, naked. Because that would be pretty cool.
Vanessa Hudgens’ representative has confirmed that a nude photo circulating on the Internet is indeed the 18-year-old star of Disney Channel’s wildly popular “High School Musical” movies.
“This was a photo which was taken privately,” said Jill Fritzo, Hudgens’ publicist, on Friday. “It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”
The photo shows the 18-year-old actress standing naked in what appears to be a bedroom, with a red curtain behind her.
Two lessons for young women out there:
First, don’t trust men when they say, “No, baby, these pictures are just for me. Nobody else will ever see them.”
Second, if you’re stupid enough to trust men, your naked pictures will probably end up on the Internet.
Which is awfully nice for the rest of us, but maybe not so nice for you.
NSFW Picture over here. Just because I don’t like to be a tease.
(Cross Posted at RSong.com.)
Saturday, August 25, 2007
One Day in Jail. That’ll Show Her.
I’m sure that Lindsay Lohan will really learn her
lesson after a day in jail.
Actress Lindsay Lohan must spend one day in jail after pleading guilty to drink driving and drug charges as part of a plea bargain.
She was put on three years’ probation, and must do community service and complete a drug treatment programme.
Lohan’s seven charges included driving while over the alcohol limit and being under the influence of cocaine.
The actress crashed her car in Los Angeles in May and was arrested again in July after being stopped by police.
She avoided more serious charges because she was only in possession of a small quantity of drugs both times she was arrested.
With her record, with the incredible profusion of recent idiocy, and with the fact that public morale would be hugely bolstered by her lengthy incarceration, you would have thought that the judge would have hooked us up with Lohan facing a long, long jail sentence in the bad kind of Office Space prison.
If you know what I mean.
Lohan papa Michael fears that his daughter will be harmed by her day serving extra-hard time.
He says, “She is a little girl who has been used by everybody around her because of her celebrity and that’s what’s landed her where she is. Now, she needs a helping hand, not a sentence.
“I’m against it. Jail would probably harm Lindsay more than help her.”
Lohan must now serve a 24-hour jail term, after the judge cut a mandatory four-day jail sentence in half and ordered her to carry out 10 days of community service.
Sure. It’s hard to imagine what might be gained by holding a stubborn, spoiled starlet like Lohan responsible for her own idiotic behavior and serially bad bad decisions. Why would we want to encourage the little princess to imagine that her actions might have real world consequences? Foolishness, I tell you.
Well, we do still have the near-inevitable Lindsay Lohan desperate-for-attention, career-on-the-rocks Playboy spread to look forward to. Frankly, while that wouldn’t do a damned thing to salvage her dignity or her sagging fortunes, I always applaud starlet nudity. I’m shallow that way.
